funny sms

[one for all]

Sweet like honey, Costly like money
Blessings like shower, Smiling like flower,
??Cool like ice, A friend so nice........ ..Gusee who

!Thats me.....not u



,Government of India declared that
!!"smart and sexy people should be thrown out of the countrt"

!!Dont worry, you are safe.But what about ME



MY heart problem has reached such a critical stage, that doctor
..says their are only 2 options left
i. I.C.U or
!!ii. U.C. ME



??Thinking about me
!!So sweet
!!Yeh im doing the same , Thinking about ME



,Everybody wants some1 Special
,Some1 Nice, Some1 Loving, Some1 Honest
.. .Some1 Cute, Some1 Perfect and Some1 Attractive
!!!BUT WHY ALWAYS "ME" YAAR



...If u need advice, **** me
...If u need a friend, call me
...If u need me, come to me
!If u need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED



,Charming, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friend, Cute, Funny
?well... Enough about ME! How about u

[B@SH@R_MBI]

It's so nice sms :D:D

thanks a lot .. one for all :o

[noor]

thanks

realy nice SMS

[knightofLight]

MY heart problem has reached such a critical stage, that doctor
..says their are only 2 options left
i. I.C.U or
!!ii. U.C. ME


yeh t's very nice sms

[جنة الدنيا]

not ..........nice .......but .........too funny .........too too nice and so beauty
thanks one for all.........

[مجننهم]

شكرا ليش ما اعطيتينياهم لما طلبتهم منك
هههههههههههههه
سلامي الك مروش

[one for all]

thank u aaaaaaaaaaaall for ur sweet replies
i'm glad u like it

[one for all]

Here's some more

U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety
But I can't be with u always
So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another


To, The A.C.P, Police station

,Respected Sir
As my friend forgot to SMS me, I kindly request u to take action against him
!& encounter His USELESS mobile


When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
....that everyone should have a friend like you
!!!Why should only i suffer


....When u feel sad
,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
""damn I am really so cute
.u will overcome your sadness
.....But don't make this a habit
!!!!Coz liars go to hell