Somebody

[one for all]

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby

Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct

Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping

Somebody said being a mother is boring

Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good

Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee

Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices

Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother

Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first

Somebody doesn't have five children

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books

Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery

Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military boot camp

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back

somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell ******s

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in- law to a mother's heartstrings

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home

Somebody never had grandchildren

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her

Somebody isn't a mother

[knightofLight]

thank you for the nice topic

[Anas]

Oh Lord , bless our mothers and have mercy upon them .

thanks for this post . it is valuable

peace