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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? ²
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming
from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ²

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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?²
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out
of my ham and cheese sandwich.²
Dispatcher: Excuse me? ²
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it
on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom,
someone had taken a bite out of it.²
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? ²
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before
and I'm sick and tired of it!²

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Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. ²
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? ²
Caller: No ²
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? ²
Caller: Running from the Police. ²

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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? ²
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
doesn't have an eleven on it. ²
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. ²
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. ²
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.²

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Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency? ²
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions
are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child? ²
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband

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