one for all
09-06-2007, 09:14 PM
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping
Somebody said being a mother is boring
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first
Somebody doesn't have five children
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military boot camp
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back
somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell ******s
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in- law to a mother's heartstrings
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
Somebody never had grandchildren
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her
Somebody isn't a mother
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping
Somebody said being a mother is boring
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first
Somebody doesn't have five children
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military boot camp
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back
somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell ******s
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in- law to a mother's heartstrings
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
Somebody never had grandchildren
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her
Somebody isn't a mother